Suicide

Needed:

A deck of Poker style playing cards (52 cards no jokers)

Lots of beer

Bathroom nearby

Object/Strategy:

As you will see a little later, someone will have to drink until you count to a given number. You may count as fast or as slow as you wish. The slower you count the more they drink, but they will probably end up counting to you at some point in the game. The reason the game is named suicide is because if your an asshole to an opponent they will end up being a bigger asshole to you. You can probably visualize how things can get out of hand.

Game Play:

The dealer will ask the person to their immediate right to name a suit. Once a suit has been picked, the dealer will then flip up a card to the person to his left. If the card is the same suit as was called, or a special card (see below), the person must drink until the person who called the suit counts to the number on the card. (K=13, Q=12, J= 11, 10 =10 etc... ) Once the person is done counting, the person who was drinking must call a new suit, BEFORE he sets his glass down. If the person fails to call a new suit, he must re-drink, as the person re-counts. Once you have drank and called a new suit you will be the next person who gets to count, that is as long as a special card doesn't affect game play (see below). The next card will be flipped up to the next person, if the card is the same suit or a special card they will drink or give away drinks, otherwise continue flipping cards. Go around until all cards are gone.

Special cards:

The Ace - If you are flipped an Ace that is not the suit called it is automatically 21 drinks. If you get the Ace of the suit called it 42. (Chug-a-lug)

The 8 - The 8 is give away 8. You can give away 8 to anyone playing. You get to count, the last person to call suit will forfeit their count. The person drinking must still call a suit and they will be the next person to count.

Special situations:

If you called the suit and you get the next drinking card - The dealer gets to count.

If the dealer calls the suit and the dealer gets the next drinking card- The person to the right of dealer gets to count.

My Analties: (Things that piss me off when playing)

If the person isn't paying attention and doesn't realize they are supposed to drink I will start counting negatives until they start drinking.

If someone reminds the person to call a suit, I will make them drink. The person who was supposed to call suit still gets to call suit after the ass is done drinking.

You may put your finger under your glass and sit the glass on your finger before calling a suit; but if any part of the glass touches the table it is considered down.

It is an understood rule that the person counting on the last card isn't a total ass. Since their is no way he could end up drinking, he could say 1..2.. Oh I have to take a dump, and leave. I frown upon this practice.

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